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I thought you were gonna post the famous Flaming Freddie Fart foto, Norm. LOL
I thought you were gonna post the famous Flaming Freddie Fart foto, Norm. LOL
The New & Improved "What We'd Say On The Box" Thread
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The New & Improved "What We'd Say On The Box" Thread |
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Posts: 23087 (09/20/08 06:18:20) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
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Posts: 23088 (09/20/08 06:20:14) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
Oh, and I got 9 Obama, 4 McCain on Lisa's ABC Pres quiz.
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Posts: 6236 (09/20/08 06:27:56) Pernicious |
That's too many McCain!!
Seriously, so many of those quotes said almost the same thing...and as I said, if they were nearly the same, I picked the more articulate one, and it was always Obama's.
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Posts: 3060 (09/20/08 06:28:35) Are you following me, camera guy? |
Check the thread now. LOL
I think, therefore I am. I steal posts, well, because I can. |
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Posts: 23089 (09/20/08 06:32:00) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
 
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Posts: 23091 (09/20/08 06:53:45) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
You are The Quartermaster You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike - well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn't likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called "high maintenance" and in the past was called "bat-shit crazy," the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it's just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service - doling out discipline AND entertainment. What's Yer Inner Pirate? brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr! |
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Posts: 9342 (09/20/08 07:14:42) Irresistimuffin |
I thought zoy's was quite accurate. She IS tapioca. With a side order of dick chips.
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Posts: 23092 (09/20/08 07:17:21) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
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Posts: 9396 (09/20/08 09:15:58) Set on vibrate |
Zoy sucks.
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Posts: 23093 (09/20/08 09:39:09) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
Goes without saying.
What a bunch of ignorant isolationist fucktards in that thread.  And no, I'm not referring to Rich, Lisa, Missus, Shuvee, Norm, Im_modest or Sens.
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Posts: 79 (09/20/08 09:45:33) It's A Fish Eat Fish World |
With a side order of dick chips.
Cutter, where might these be purchased? Just asking................. |
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Posts: 7738 (09/20/08 09:47:18) Undercover HO |
Dick chips, bet you can't eat just one.
Vanny, what's sad is that they have no concept of what isolationism has done to this country, historically. Their fierce, blind nationalism is utterly ridiculous. |
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Posts: 23094 (09/20/08 10:00:39) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
Fishi....you could have had some if you'd come to Lisa in July.
It is so sad....and scary. |
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Posts: 23108 (09/21/08 08:24:59) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIFFER!
 
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Posts: 2503 (09/21/08 08:53:24) Holy Bat-Wings, Robin! |
Pretty sure this code won't work here, but I'm the Cap'n:
You are The Cap'n! Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never
met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and
drawstring-fly pants. You're mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that's his problem, now isn't? Your buckle was swashed long ago and
you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of
taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy
Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and
imagining them where they are not.
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Posts: 2504 (09/21/08 08:53:47) Holy Bat-Wings, Robin! |
Hey! It did work! Woo-hoo!
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Posts: 3310 (09/21/08 09:46:02) Monk again, Monk again. |
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a mammoth penis The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another Chorus: Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do The captains name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play On his fuckin' organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor Chorus The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper So he stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper Chorus The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck she was not able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water Delighted squeals revealed that eels Had found 'er sexual quarters |
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Posts: 23112 (09/21/08 10:38:56) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
Zombie....you're on vacay again, too?
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Posts: 23113 (09/21/08 10:49:50) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
*GASP* What? No tortured cries of "spelling police" from the peanut gallery!? For shame!! Your Not Different.....Your Just Special. (georgerobert55) * Important note for said peanut gallery. This is not a slag against TCM but against those who would normally whine about such a post had it been posted by most any CTTP member. |
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Posts: 23114 (09/21/08 10:51:00) Kiss My Canadian Assenav |
Ha! My point exactly!
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teach here |
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Posts: 6239 (09/21/08 11:11:41) Pernicious |
GMTA!
I'm the "Cap'n," too.
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